Tuesday, March 31, 2009

PARLIAMENTALLY P.R.O HELLEN KAWESA INVITES KIVUMBI FOR PARLIAMENTALLY SESSION.

......As an individual I reserved my remarks for 27th-MAR-09 Friday Press Conference as I would loose my temper and burst so many individuals including the President himself if I have been to discuss about a crucial and sensitive topic like this. I interacted with the Swedish Ambassador who liked my Presidential aspirations during the lunch reception there after. The World Bank Country Manager also appreciated me for being courageous despite the Political intimidations in the country during a dialogue with her. I shook the Prime Minister’s hands (Prof Apollo Nsibambi) as well as the Security minister Amama Mbabazi who were entering the Parliament as I moved out for more info please vist http://ugpresident.blogspot.com/2009/03/parliamnet-invites-kivumbi-as-it.html

Friday, March 27, 2009

KIVUMBI NEARLY BLASTS MAYOR SEBAGALA DURING PRESS CONFERENCE AT HOTEL EQUATORIAL

..if the Mayor-His worship Nasser Ntege Sebagala has failed to manage the city, he should then come out public ally and tell us. THE STATE OF KAMPALA CITY ! ...By the way if the Mayor-His worship Nasser Ntege Sebagala has failed to manage the city, he should then come out public ally and tell us. Other wise we shall deploy a heavy legal grader to pull him out of that office and vote for some one else capable!
KAMPALA CITY MAYOR
SEBAGALA
Tourists, foreign diplomats and Ugandans have failed to identify the status of Kampala City. Kampala is less than a one year old baby unlikely in 60s when it was definite like at least a brown ugly woman. You can’t imagine the manner in which it’s congested, stinky and over populated like nothing. The planners of this city deserve life imprisonment if investigations prove them guilty and in case they are responsible for the arson and collapsing buildings every now and then. One wonders a city that is commercial, administrative and residential at the same time. Worst of it all with crooked and tiny roads. What’s that then? While disco techs are polluting, some other people are sleeping in the neighborhood- God help us! No sound proofs you can imagine? The Government of Uganda alongside K.C.C has failed to exercise their duties in emphasizing a convenient and smooth environment for Kampalans to enjoy. I would like to appreciate a few individuals who have started allocating shopping malls away from the city center. Such services should be extended near to public in their residential areas. This will minimize congestion and traffic. By the way if the Mayor-His worship Nasser Ntege Sebagala has failed to manage the city, he should then come out public ally and tell us. Other wise we shall deploy a heavy legal grader to pull him out of that office and vote for some one else capable! What are you talking about?

Saturday, March 21, 2009

KIVUMBI WANTS TO INSURE HIS NEW DORADO CELL PHONE.

KIVUMBI WANTS TO INSURE HIS NEW DORADO CELL PHONE.
DORADO PHONE
"This is quite a good phone Mr President.." Said one of the student while at Law Develoment Center. I smiled.
"Big ups Your Excellency sir! but where did you put the 1200 Nokia?"
I sold it and competeted for this one.
Anway i thank God beacuse this is worthy Presidential and i`m gonna use it to to make my Website look great.
The phone was so many functions such as;
MP4 CAMERA
VIDEO PLAYER
FLASH
SPEAKERS
GENUIENE DORADO TRAVELLER CHARGER
DORADO WATCH nad wide bandwith/storage space.
I will go to Mr Comrade mr Ssebaana Kizito John and insure it in his Statewide Insurance Company (SWICO)

Monday, March 9, 2009

UGANDA MUST BE FREE FROM HOMOSEXUALITY SAYS PASTOR MICHEAL KYAZZE.

PASTOR MICHEAL&CHRISTNE KYAZZE OF OMEGA HEALING CENTER-NAMASUBA,ENTEBBE RD He’s a renown pastor moving thousands across the oceans with l;ife chaning surmons and inspiring young men and women in schools,colleges and universities. Pastor Michael Kyazze married to Christine Kyazze of Omega Healing International Ministires situated on Entebbe Rd Namasuba in his teachings on Sat/07th/Mar/09 amidst hundreds of students at his Church in the Annual Students Conference stressed the need to see Uganda Sexually straight not the other way round.meaning Homosexuality. He amased students when he said that he married at the age of 28 when he was a virgin whereas the too wife was a virgin. “You do not need condoms but you need to have self control” he said. He introduced his surmon by saying that information without desicission will not take us anywhere. He latter asked us to look into our palms upon which he prophesied that “Those hands are holding the future President of Uganda”- I shouted “YES” “I`ve said those hands are holding the next Evangelist and Proffessionals across the Continent while students replied..Amen. There after he introduced Pastor Martin Sempa whose surmons rotate around the need to resore morality in the African culture and a regular crowd puller of university students in his famous “PRIME TIME” at Makerere University swimming pool every Saturady evening. In this conference former gay recruiter Geogina narrated his story how he got served by the help of Ps Sempa and is now recruiting souls for the Kingdom of God. A number of musicians performed and at my inquiry when the gathering had eneded students informed me how much they hd been blesed.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Isn`t Uganda a tagert for terrorits?

OWINO MARKET in ashes and asonist/terrorist not yet identified!
God Help Uganda!
Isn`t Uganda a tagert for terrorits?